Stole this post from Mauri! Happy Friday!

If I were a month, I’d be June.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Friday night.
If I were a time of day, I’d be 8pm.
If I were a planet, I’d be Mars.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a seahorse.
If I were a direction, I’d be South.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be fluffy L-shaped couch.
If I were a liquid, I’d be an ice cold Blue Moon.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be an embarassingly large diamond.
If I were a tree, I’d be a palm tree.
If I were a tool, I’d be a hammer.
If I were a flower, I’d be a black-eyed susan :)
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be the opening day of patio drinking season.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a piano.
If I were a color, I’d be PINK.
If I were an emotion, I’d be all of them, twice a day.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a banana.
If I were a sound, I’d be meow.
If I were an element, I’d be silver.
If I were a car, I’d be a Range Rover - white, with off-white leather interior. Don't even think about getting one - I will key it.
If I were a food, I’d be a pizza.
If I were a place, I’d be any beach!
If I were a material, I’d be a soft fur blankie.
If I were a taste, I’d be spicy.
If I were a scent, I’d be amber.
If I were an object, I’d be Mr. Bear!
If I were a body part, I’d be a scooter.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be rolling eyes.
If I were a song, I’d be Memphis rap.
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be sparkly Betsey Johnson heels.